He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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