You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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