so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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