bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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