I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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