belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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