But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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