But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my sisters under your porch take her home
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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