i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Text me some of your sweat
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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