Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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