It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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