if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
this hospital has no fireball
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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