You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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