super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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