fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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