Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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