You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
should my penis look like a turkey
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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