just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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