just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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