Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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