You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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