just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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