Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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