Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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