Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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