Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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