bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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