What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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