I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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