oh god the rape fog is back!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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