I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
jump out the window naked night went bad
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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