butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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