Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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