just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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