those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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