hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Dicks are not precious.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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