you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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