They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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