I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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