Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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