I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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