:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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