FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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