My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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