I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
