bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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