I CAN MOONWALK!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
