BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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