Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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