i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
where are my eyebrows?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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