i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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