North Korea, Best Korea!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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