Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Four minutes until I can fart!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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