at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
a search helicopter?!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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