Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I skipped work to stalk him.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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