But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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