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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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